the acid house

Sgt. Morrison: So, what's been happening tonight, Brian?

PC Cochrane: Well, there's the rapist. The guy that stabbed the boy in the shopping centre. And this comedian down here.

Sgt. Morrison: Well, I've had a wee word with our rapist. Seems a nice enough young fellow. Tells us the whore was askin' for it. It's the way of the world, Brian. As for the guy that stabbed the boy - well, silly wee bugger, but... boys will be boys. What's the story with this tube-stake?

PC Cochrane: Caught him smashing up a telephone box.

Sgt. Morrison: [disgusted] Tsk tsk.


ST:Então,o q temos pra hoje anoite,brian?
Cochrane:bem,tem o estuprador,o cara q esfqueou um garoto no shopping center,e este "comedia" aqui.

ST:bem,eu tive uma conversinha com o estuprador.Parece ser um bom rapaz até.Disse que a puta pediu por isso.O mundo é assim,Brian.E o cara q esfaqueou o garoto-bem,marginalzinho bobo,mas...♪Garotos serão garotos♪.E qual a desse prisioneiro aqui?
Cochrane:Peguei ele quebrando uma cabine telefônica.
ST:tsc,tsc..